r/clevercomebacks Feb 10 '26

Just so you know…

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Before we get an influx of messages about removed posts. Answering a question and a post with lots of upvotes doesn’t equal a clever comeback.


For clarity:

Rules:

  1. Post must include a clever comeback

It has to be a great response (preferably clever) to someone. Learn more here 2. No reposts

Do not repost content that hit the front page on this or other subreddits. Front page reposts can lead to a ban, and all other reposts will be removed. Learn more here 3. We enforce quality control

If your post doesn't fit the standards of this sub, or is just generally an eyesore, it could be removed. This is at moderator discretion. Learn more here 4. No circle-jerking

If some politician tweets something incredibly stupid, or another youtuber poses with a dead guy, there will be a flood of posts about it on this subreddit. We may remove or ban posts pertaining to it during that time, depending on how many posts there are, and how popular they've gotten. Learn more here 5. No racism/sexism/homophobia

Bigotry is NOT tolerated on this subreddit. Do not post things that are racist/sexist/homophobic. Depending on the content, you may receive a ban, and your comment/submission will be removed. Again, you're not going to run up against this rule unless you attempt to do so.

IF a submission is a comeback due to someone being racist, that may be accepted. Otherwise, there is zero tolerance. Learn more here

  1. No Doxxing/brigading

Links to other subreddits, even np links are not allowed. Screenshots only. Screenshots from any source must obscure identifying information. The only exception is for people who are already public figures. Learn more here 7. Moderator discretion is FINAL

Many rules on the sub are enforced by moderators on post-by-post, comment-by-comment level. If you have a problem with a mod's decision, either go to the modmail, PM one of the top moderators, or visit us at our discord. (the discord for this sub is a channel on the MBW server)


Please understand that if we remove a post it is not personal. We’re doing it to keep the sub running smoothly. Thanks


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Only Missed It By 299.7 Billion

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r/clevercomebacks 11h ago

It's so easy to burn magas !

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r/clevercomebacks 6h ago

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r/clevercomebacks 2h ago

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r/clevercomebacks 20h ago

Are you his interpreter or his vice president?

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r/clevercomebacks 16h ago

Visa Pain, Family Lost

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r/clevercomebacks 3h ago

Used their own logic

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r/clevercomebacks 3h ago

The worst part of COVID was watching Americans surrender their freedom!!

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This looks like she lives on another planet!


r/clevercomebacks 7h ago

“when you’re a starlink they let you do it”

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r/clevercomebacks 1h ago

The iron dome can't protect canadians

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r/clevercomebacks 2h ago

This is the best response I've seen

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r/clevercomebacks 16h ago

Hundred of billions for something that "wasn't worth it"

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r/clevercomebacks 21h ago

Almost everything will become more expensive

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

We are not the same!

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Replacing the rainbow with something even gayer.. the French.
Apologies to the French, above are not my words.


r/clevercomebacks 15h ago

Cleared him with ease

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Racism was almost gone, but..

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Unbelievable, one just can’t make this up.


r/clevercomebacks 20h ago

Nothing scares MAGA more than being treated the way they treat others.

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

3 times more than WWI

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Tell me you’re dumb without speaking the actual words….

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Pay to Blow, Pay to Build

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

They talk about the LGBTQ community more than the actual LGBTQ community

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

good luck explaining this to a person in a red state

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